icelandsdick
no-homohowell:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry

To calm the angry gay gods we must perform the ancient gay ritual. 
What we will need is:
several dildos (various in size in shape)
the sweet luscious sounds of Beyonce
glitter
alcohol (calorie free)
cute/hot boys/men
a virgin
a slut
coral blue # 5 lipstick
the queen of drag (must be present during the entire ritual)
bottle of hate
a vile of shade
an hour of drunken apologies
slayin heels
and a cute outfit to match the mood

no-homohowell:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry

To calm the angry gay gods we must perform the ancient gay ritual. 

What we will need is:

  • several dildos (various in size in shape)
  • the sweet luscious sounds of Beyonce
  • glitter
  • alcohol (calorie free)
  • cute/hot boys/men
  • a virgin
  • a slut
  • coral blue # 5 lipstick
  • the queen of drag (must be present during the entire ritual)
  • bottle of hate
  • a vile of shade
  • an hour of drunken apologies
  • slayin heels
  • and a cute outfit to match the mood
me0w-tastic

ayesurfsup:

mistletease:

ohhaiguise:

sirscrewloose:

legendofsherlock:

notenjolras:

#can we please discuss the fact that this movie was made by Americans

#some of us might actually be self-aware

Nobody has to deal with americans more than other americans.

I am an american and I can verify that this is indeed true.

#everyone else gets to be annoyed by Americans from afar #while Americans have to be annoyed by other Americans loudly and up close

my favorite fucking line from my favorite fucking movie of all time. 

Americans are like walmart shoppers on Black Friday. We are loud, obnoxious, rude, wanting the same shit, and have no patience in a line.

Everyone else are shoppers from Target or Krogers just watching Walmart go out in a blaze of hell fire.

chromedfantasy

mykingdomforapen:

everyone’s always going on about pureblood and muggleborn culture in hogwarts but what about the halfbloods

they’re the ones who know all the lyrics to the weird sisters songs and bastille songs they crush on the chosen one and tom hiddleston they go to both walt disney world and the quidditch world cup final for summer holiday and use magic to fix their laptops they’ve got the best of both worlds