lily evans running into class late and out of breath and saying “sorry im late i was… doing stuff.” james potter swaggering in after her and saying “im
"excuse me your bra is showing"
my bra? wait *flexes mucles* maybe you meant *rips off shirt* my bara is showing? *punches a bear*
i want a gay opera
a love triangle between a big and burly lumberjack, a big and sweet teddy bear of a baker, and an overpowering, but passionate Canadian Mountie set in an Early 1900 South Western Canadian Christan dominated town
after a couple of romantic encounters, word of this love triangle reaches the town preacher and he sets on a “religious cleansing” by taking the baker and having the townspeople beat him and burn his bakery, then the lumberjack sets out to murder the preacher, but sees that he is a pathetic man and isn’t worth it, but the lumberjack is shot by a townsman and left for dead until the Mountie saves him and….
SOMEBODY MAKE THIS SHIT HAPPEN!!!!
i bet Tony nominated Steve for the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge and was frozen for another 70 years
imagine if u could hear ur hair growing
Grow grow grow us hairs
Gently down her scalp
Merrily merrily merrily merrily
We will never be perfect