My high school band is getting an extension onto their band hall, winning contests against larger, better funded schools, and building memories to last a lifetime; meanwhile, my university’s band is using the same trailers from probably 1970-something, marching shows too easy for even the worst of…



Skipping a rock over a frozen pond makes the coolest noise.

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sweeney todd songs: a summary

  • the ballad of sweeney todd: yes, this show is actually about a murderous barber
  • no place like london: tragic backstory time
  • worst pies in london: 1800s fast food
  • poor thing: tragic backstory time pt. 2
  • my friends: let's sing to some knives
  • green finch and linnet bird: metaphors, metaphors everywhere
  • johanna: i just saw you like ten seconds ago, let's get married
  • wait: interior decor for vengeful murderers
  • kiss me: horny horny horny
  • ladies in their sensibilities: ladies can't get horny, what?
  • pretty women: get it, close shave, because he's gonna kill him
  • epiphany: yep, definitely a demon barber
  • a little priest: cannibal puns
  • god that's good: lol, they're eating people
  • by the sea: murderers deserve to dream too
  • not while i'm around: in which tobias is the only person who understands how fucking dangerous sweeney is
  • the judge's return: stabby stab
  • final scene: death, plot twist, death, plot twist, plot twist, death, dramatic ending